PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car